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Jokes about politics, presidents and president candidates. They bleed our money, here we can strike back. Human history is full of political jokes. If a politic makes something stupid there are always people who make sure that everyone know it. And these stories live long in peoples minds. Have you heard when Julius Caesar once …

5 Jokes to “Politics”

  1. admin Says:

    Please, submit some jokes!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Who Would You Vote? It is time to elect a new world leader, and your have to make decision. Here’s the scoop on the three leading candidates. Do you know, who are they?

    Candidate 1:

    Was kicked out of office two times, sleeps until noon, used opium in school and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

    Candidate 2:

    Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists.
    He’s had 2 mistresses.
    He chain smokes and drinks 7 to 9 martinis a day.

    Candidate 3:

    Is a decorated war hero.
    He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, and only drinks an occasional beer.

    Which of these candidates was your choice?

    Candidate 1: Winston Churchill

    Candidate 2: Franklin D. Roosevelt

    Candidate 3: is Adolf Hitler

  3. George 2v Bush Says:

    Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis
    the ski resorts are selling this year?

    They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.

    minehub.rposter@blogger.com

  4. Anonymous Says:

    When The Cook Dropped the Christmas Dinner,
    Why Was It Like A Political Event?

    Because it was the downfall of Turkey
    The break up of China
    and the overthrow of Greece

  5. Anonymous Says:

    clinton said monica that she was as deaf as a post,cause he said to her sack my cook.

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