Politics
Jokes about politics, presidents and president candidates. They bleed our money, here we can strike back. Human history is full of political jokes. If a politic makes something stupid there are always people who make sure that everyone know it. And these stories live long in peoples minds. Have you heard when Julius Caesar once …
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May 9th, 2008 at 1:59 pmWho Would You Vote? It is time to elect a new world leader, and your have to make decision. Here’s the scoop on the three leading candidates. Do you know, who are they?
Candidate 1:
Was kicked out of office two times, sleeps until noon, used opium in school and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate 2:
Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists.
He’s had 2 mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 7 to 9 martinis a day.
Candidate 3:
Is a decorated war hero.
He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, and only drinks an occasional beer.
Which of these candidates was your choice?
Candidate 1: Winston Churchill
Candidate 2: Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate 3: is Adolf Hitler
May 14th, 2008 at 11:54 amDid you hear about the new downhill racing skis
the ski resorts are selling this year?
They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.
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May 20th, 2008 at 12:48 pmWhen The Cook Dropped the Christmas Dinner,
Why Was It Like A Political Event?
Because it was the downfall of Turkey
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:42 pmThe break up of China
and the overthrow of Greece
clinton said monica that she was as deaf as a post,cause he said to her sack my cook.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:37 am